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No More Dicks
01:17
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I'm done, done, done, done, done, done tryin' to catch a dick
If I see another one, one, one I think I might be sick
I'm done, done, done, done, done, done tryin' to be a whore
It's right for some, some, some but not me anymore
I tried to take it it all in stride
And wound up feeling dead inside
I cannot take another dick I'm sure
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sporty ass MF
01:55
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When we had sex I kept on my socks
She said, right cuz you're such a fuckin' jock
We laughed and then she ate me but I thought “she's gonna hate me”
as I kept my eyes glued on the clock
Didn't wanna leave, but after I came
I jumped on my bike and sped off
Cuz I'm a sporty ass muthafucka
Tryna make good time
Sporty ass muthafucka
Tryna catch line drives
I'm gonna get you, and wet you, and give you a bone
I'm gonna eat you, and teach you, won't leave you alone
I'm gonna throw you, control you, and give you the sign
I'm gonna take you, then break you, and make you all mine
Cuz I'm a sporty ass muthafucka
Tryna make good time
Sporty ass muthafucka
Throw a left hook twice
A sporty ass muthafucka
Tryna make good time
I’m a sporty ass muthafucka
Tryna catch muff dives
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3. |
Wake Up Gay
02:27
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What can I say, some days I just wake up gay
And all I wanna do is fuck bitches til I die
I wanna come w my tongue on a clit
and a vibrator cruising up and down between my thighs
Don't wanna deal with unwanted attention
And don't even mention
The unending stream of guys
That is always around me
Tryin' to pound me
When all I can hear are her sighs
Sorry friend, I'd tell you try again
But you better not fucking touch me one more single time
Yeah, I changed my mind,
I could change on a dime
And you bet your bottom dollar
My decisions are mine
The things I feel you could never imagine
It's not about fashion
It's my actual life
So get your hand the fuck off me
I don't want a coffee
I want you to go fucking die
Kill all men
Kill all men…
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I want your dick
02:48
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Don't know what to do, I'm so into you
And by you I mean that fat thing right there
I wanna feel you push me & split me open
I wanna feel you pull on my hair
I want your dick
I want your dick
I feel sick, but I still want your dick
I want your dick
I want your dick
You're fucking disgusting but I, want it
FUCK ALL MEN
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5. |
Bad Sex
02:39
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I grew up reading fan fiction, text sex with all the stars
Transitioning to groping under sweatshirts in some cars
But mostly buses, where the rush is
So many others nearby
So wet at the thought of getting caught
And I don't know why
Bad sex, bad sex, all I want is bad sex
Found playboys w my brother
Didn't understand the pics
But the feelings that I felt that day had squat to do with dicks
I got more frisky, then got risky,
Experimented more
I never knew why I wanted to
Feel so much like a whore
Bad sex, bad sex, all I want is bad sex
FUCK ALL MEN… and when I say all I mean literally every man, woman, both, and neither
Ok I don't really wanna sit here and bash bad stuff all night, yknow, I mean I'll be the first one to admit a little naughty can be reeeeal nice. At first it all has this exciting sparkly sheen, the newness and nerviness of it all, and even just the anticipation of just one step further gets you all shivering and giddy. But the thing that's really sad is when a tiny bit gets to be sooo far from enough you stop knowing where naughty and nice even live anymore yknow? And then suddenly one day you wake up and everything you try to do gets twisted through some kinked-out, ridiculous system of logic, and nothing can ever be even a LITTLE normal anymore, and soon you can't even get yourself off in your OWN goddamn bed using your OWN goddamn hands without two vibrators and a leather harness setup for autoerotic asphyxiation, and you don't know why—
Bad sex, bad sex, all I want is bad sex
Bad sex, bad sex, all I want is bad sex…
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Bad Lesbian Queens, New York
Bad Lesbian is Kajren Adielman, who is such a terrible lesbian they're actually bisexual, no matter how hard they try
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